Saturday, October 11, 2008

Kung-fu handshake

I need to practice gripping harder when I shake people's hands. My gentle nature makes it so that my natural instinct is to lightly grab someone's hands when they offer to shake. Unfortunately, because of society, a gentle shake is considered "wussy" or "submissive", so from now on I am going to squeeze with all my strength. In fact, I'm even considering clasping my other hand over the handshake as it is in progress so I may exert double the pressure. Now who's submissive??

3 comments:

Kenrick said...

wow, you've finally updated. of course, you updated with the same post as in your facebook profile. that's self plagiarism!

Alvin said...

wow yea, you DID update. that's amazing. it's a good thing i had this in my reader so i know when you update.

Dennis said...

It's so that people who don't know my blog can read my awesome notes you dolt!