SPAM

Here is a recent spam email that I found in my gmail spam folder:

From: Chris A. Gleason
Subject: With larger peni's you will have the hottest women at your feet

Message:
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_________
Best regards,
Chris

So what I don't understand is this: who is actually clicking on the links in these emails? The title of the email and the body of the email are barely even related and the body of the email seems to contain several different messages. Even the TITLE of the email has a misspelling. Yet, surely someone is clicking on these links otherwise whoever's spending the time to create these emails would be broke already... right? I don't think that there are people who are so desperate for enlargement that they'd just click on the first link they'd see and it's not like there is a compelling message within the body of the email that would fool anyone with any sort of reading comprehension to go to the advertised website. At least the spam emails from those supposed Nigerian princes asking for advanced deposits to liberate their family fortunes have an actual storyline. I could see people getting tricked by that.

By the way, to avoid some chance ironic situation where one of you people reads the above email and is inexplicably convinced to click on the link, I changed the URL to cnn.com so you didn't get computer viruses.

Anyways, I suppose people might click on the URL if they really don't understand computers at all and if they just click on blue text blindly. But if that were the case, it seems to make more sense just to send the URL without the extra stuff. Something like:

From: Chris A. Gleason
Subject: With larger peni's you will have the hottest women at your feet

Message:
http://www.expand.com

Now I could see people clicking on that. I might even click on that if the title of the email actually interested me (which, in this example, it doesn't). I guess the spammers don't do that because it would be too easy for software to filter out.

By the way, the above link also points to cnn.com. Don't believe every naked URL you see on the internet!

Things to come

I've decided to once again re-sharpen my writing skills and so naturally, I thought I'd do so by posting my assorted thoughts in blog-form online where you wonderful people can partake in the magic of my nascent writing and then post anonymously to tell me I'm an idiot.

There will be a couple of changes on this blog from my previous blog/xanga/website incarnations. A couple of points:
1) I will be posting about whatever I like. Back in the day, I used to actually pander to you people who wanted entertainment. Entertainment! Like I was some kind of clown. Now, I will post about all sorts of things. New topics will include sports, videogames, maybe even some politics. Let me just say right off the bat: I am neither a sports guru nor a particularly well-read individual, in fact, my "sports posts" might just consist of nothing more than "Go bears!" or "Cal sux :(". Every once in a while, I'll roll off a multisyllabic word to create the illusion that I now what I am talking about, but in reality I know nothing.

2) I'll still post random thoughts but they'll be far sparser than before and they probably won't be whimsical or funny at all. You might be surprised to know that about 75% of the time not much is going on in my head and when there is something, it's usually about something dull and not entertaining at all, such as how I am going to scrounge up enough quarters by the end of the week so that I can do laundry.

3) I should be posting semi-regularly. Now, I know that I said this when I created my website and that I said the same thing when I made my xanga, so you are all probably rolling your eyes with doubt. Doubt me will you?? Damn you!


Anyways, that's all for now. Welcome and please check back for more!


There is a 50% chance that this will be the last post I ever write on this blog.