Things to come

I've decided to once again re-sharpen my writing skills and so naturally, I thought I'd do so by posting my assorted thoughts in blog-form online where you wonderful people can partake in the magic of my nascent writing and then post anonymously to tell me I'm an idiot.

There will be a couple of changes on this blog from my previous blog/xanga/website incarnations. A couple of points:
1) I will be posting about whatever I like. Back in the day, I used to actually pander to you people who wanted entertainment. Entertainment! Like I was some kind of clown. Now, I will post about all sorts of things. New topics will include sports, videogames, maybe even some politics. Let me just say right off the bat: I am neither a sports guru nor a particularly well-read individual, in fact, my "sports posts" might just consist of nothing more than "Go bears!" or "Cal sux :(". Every once in a while, I'll roll off a multisyllabic word to create the illusion that I now what I am talking about, but in reality I know nothing.

2) I'll still post random thoughts but they'll be far sparser than before and they probably won't be whimsical or funny at all. You might be surprised to know that about 75% of the time not much is going on in my head and when there is something, it's usually about something dull and not entertaining at all, such as how I am going to scrounge up enough quarters by the end of the week so that I can do laundry.

3) I should be posting semi-regularly. Now, I know that I said this when I created my website and that I said the same thing when I made my xanga, so you are all probably rolling your eyes with doubt. Doubt me will you?? Damn you!


Anyways, that's all for now. Welcome and please check back for more!


There is a 50% chance that this will be the last post I ever write on this blog.